Hakushaku to Yousei Episode 4

We are back to the coverage of Hakushaku to Yousei! Probably, you’ve seen this episode already, but what was it really about? Let’s listen to Sakura’s somewhat disturbing recount – Kitsune

When we last looked in on this show it seemed Edgar and Lydia were close to finding the Legendary Sword they had been searching for.
Unfortunately for them the creepy Huskley was never far behind and it seems he has caught up to them once again.

But Edgar is always one step ahead of Huskley and his evil schemes and this time is no exception as he thwarts his plans and gets his hand on the Sword of the Merrow.

“Nice doggy…”

“Crap I knew I shouldn’t have clawed his chew toy.”

“I’m too young to die!”

“Back off mutt, she’s mine! She won’t get away from me this time.”

“Aww c’mon, I was just playing hard to get. No need to get violent.”

“Figures Edgar would leave it up to me to explain to daddy.”

“Sir I swear! I wasn’t the one who got her pregnant.”

“WOW, Raven’s actually quite hawt.

“I knew it! She wants me.”

“Not really digging the girl, but her father is hawt.”

“Aww crap, I am definitely not shagging this one too.”

“Aww c’mon, get over it! I only felt your daddy up a little bit.”

Keep your hands off of my father you pervert!”

“Just so you know, daddy prefers blondes.”

“Actually, she’s telling the truth.”

“No really, Huskley, you have no sex appeal.”

“Enough! I’m gonna throw up!”

“We have to hurry, before he molests daddy again.”

“Hey Edgar, I found us a place with a little privacy.”

“I bet this coin fits that slot.”

“Lydia you have to hurry, your old man is having to fight him off again.”

“Oh no! Poor daddy!”

“I promise Lady Lydia, we’ll save your papa from the pervert.”

“He gets it from his old man, only he likes young men.”

“Don’t worry Lydia, we’ll make him pay.”

“Thank you, for pledging to avenge the loss of daddy’s purity.”

“No need, I think ‘daddy’ rather enjoyed it.

“Huskley, you’re an evil beast!”

“You make me sick to my stomach.”

“Hey Lydia, check it out, I think your father can cleanse himself here.”

“What’s that sound.”

‘She’s cute and Edgar is such a perv. I hope I don’t have anything to worry about.’

“You want to touch it, you know you do.”

“Beware, only those with a pure mind can touch it.

‘Pure mind? Well I’m screwed.’

“But I really want to touch it.”

“No Edgar, you can’t do it!”

“I can, I swear I can repress my inner pervert.”

“Edgar no, the letch in you is too strong.”

“I can’t let you touch it.”

“But I already touched ‘it’ now didn’t I?

“Dammit Edgar, you know I’m not talking about that.”

“Funny you weren’t complaining at the time.”

“Oh, it feels so good.”

“Edgar no, you have a sword fetish too.”

“Oh Lydia I have a fetish for many things. You’d look so good in chainmail.

“Oh you heard it too didn’t you. The sound of the wind saying… touch it!

“Can I touch it too?

“See now its all excited.”

“Oh WOW, its amazing.”

“Oh no, I think Edgar overdid it.”

Mother was right, you will get punished.”

“He had too many dirty thoughts. He was warned.”

“But you might still be able to save him. If you want to…”

“Tell me how. I’ll do anything, he’s not leaving me alone and pregnant dammit!”

“You’d better hurry Lydia, we have bad company.”

“I caught him trying to feel up your old man again.”

“Ewwwwwww I touched him, my paws feel dirty.”

“Take that you perv!”

“Oh daddy, I’m so sorry you had to go through that.”

“I’m gonna go after Edgar.”

“Good Luck dear. I don’t blame you, he’s quite pretty.”

“OMG! He did NOT just say that.”

“Hey! Daddy can fancy who he wants.”

“Damn right, I’m gonna go get my hawt, letch back.”

“Under the sea, under the sea, no place is better down where its wetter, take it from me…”

“Ooh fresh food.”

“Why do I feel like a walking Happy Meal?”

“I say we leave the letch and get out of here.”

“Its not fair, I only touched it a little bit.”

“Maybe you’ll think twice before you caress a sword you just met.”

“You’re right. I”ll just stick to caressing you.”

“Dammit Edgar, have you still not learned your lesson.”

“You have to learn to show restraint.”

“Here, I’m gonna trust you with kami knows why.”

“Oh so you were the one stroking my sword.”

“He’s very sorry about it. Tell her you’re sorry Edgar.”

“Oh he is, is he? Then tell him to stop checking out my rack.”

“Well they are kind of just out there for all to see.”

“True, I’ll give you that.”

“Thank you, he won’t do it again.”

“Right Edgar!”

Are you sure, he looks like he’s staring again.”

“You should just leave him to die.”

“If I catch you again.”

““Fine, I’ll have to test you.”

“Eww, EWW, what is that?”

“Oh Kami, we’re screwed.”

“I swear I’m not thinking dirty thoughts.”

“OMG! OMG! ICK! ICK!”

“Its okay Lydia, we can get through it.”

“No-one can resist this face.”

“You know, you are quite cute.”

“You’ve proved yourselves, my sword likes you too.”

“Really? Still eww, eww eww.”

“Now, you should leave before I lose my patience.”

“Fine, fine, thanks for the sword.”

“The sword is nice, but you’re the only one for me Lydia. I swear it!”

“So the sword picked a new master, that little whore.”

“Thank kami Edgar didn’t make it into the gossip pages again.”

“That’s thanks to my influence I’ll have you know. I called in a lot of favors.”

“Thanks Nico, I owe you a whiskey.”

That man! What if father had read this letter first?”

Poor Lydia, her adventure is only just beginning! XD

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